Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Good-bye, 2009!

Finally, 2009 is over- almost!
When I look back, I see that my calendar for the year 2009 is painted with so many colors and filled with lots of interesting ventures that I took.
Jan-Feb- Technical fests
March-April- Semester exam
May-July- Summer internship at Microsoft
August- Catch up with missed classes in June/July
September-October- Job hunt
November- Semester exam
December- Kick start Internship at Efficient Frontier

Overall, 2009 was a great year. Lots of new experiences. New friends. New places. New stuff..
Well, let's see what 2010 is bringing... Hoping for an awesome and even better year!

Wish you all a very happy new year...


Wednesday, December 9, 2009

God Vs Superstitions

Most of the atheists (not all) whom I've met have their own flashback- a point when they stopped believing in God, because of some trauma in life when he was not loved or not saved by God! Then my dear friend, why do you think you are given with something called the sixth sense? Make some use of it to come out of your trauma rather than blaming God. Please stop treating God as a genie who gives you whatever you want even without thinking!
One cannot deny the existence of a super power around us. And this super power is named as God. (Discussing about the theory of the atheists is out of the scope of this post) :P
To me, God is the ray of hope. As said in the 'Geetha chaaram', we should do our duty and leave the rest to God- If it has to happen, it will. If not, 'hope' for a better ending and keep working. As you sow, so shall you reap! You cannot wait for something miraculous to happen without trying for it and end up blaming it on someone, or even God for that matter.
But over time, people have built so many stories about God. One such story is that of 'religion'. God never divided people in the name of religion, cast, creed, etc. It was people who did it in the name of God. You can keep listing for ages if you want to mention all those superstitions man has introduced (and is still introducing) in His name.
I know that it is difficult to change people who are superstitious as it has grown unimaginably deeper in their heads. But sitting idle and avoiding the society also doesn't seem to be the right choice. Something has to be planned and done immediately as time is ticking away and every minute thousands of people are being introduced to a superstitious belief! The least thing, I would suggest is, support someone who is being forced by others to practice superstitions.

P.S. Phew! This one seems to be a serious post!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

"This part of my life... This part right here... This part is called 'internship'!"

Monday, November 30, 2009


Here are some funny quotes about marriages... Well, i didn't write them on my own.. Found them from various sources...

1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

2. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. Trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

3. Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to him or he’ll take it anyway.

4. My boyfriend and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and he agrees with me.

5. The Unmarried: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
The Unmarried: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come

6. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

7. It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

8. There is only one perfect husband in the world and every neighbor has it.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

I have a second life

"I can't go out for dinner tonight; I need to harvest my crops in two hours on FarmVille." (FarmVille)
"(Sweating and tensed) Hey, is your net connection good? Mine is down and I need to feed the rollercoaster operators or they will die!" (Roller Coaster Kingdom)

I've been hearing all of this recently and was just wondering about why people are forgetting about their very real life to have a good virtual life.
Then my friend told me about a philosophy(?) that his team leader told him. It said that when we choose one decision, say out of two options, we would have chosen the alternate decision in yet another universe; thus, there are several instances of our life, each living differently- but all of us are the same.
I had a thought about this and then realized that I was curious to know about how my other life was going and was the alternate decision (which I didn't choose) working out well for her. That's when I understood the importance of this website called 'Second Life'. You can live a life which you didn't choose and see how it goes. Even companies like Amul have launched a virtual setup to demonstrate its functioning and experiment with any change in production or distribution system, before executing in the real world. Isn't it amazing?

Other than the job that we already have, we can now do farming (FarmVille), own amusement parks (Roller Coaster Kingdom) and also fight wars (Mafia Wars).
All we have to remember before getting into these websites is that we have a real and beautiful life which we should not compromise to live a good life virtually- it is virtual afterall! :)


Saturday, November 14, 2009


Finally, all my exams are over! No more internal tests... No more semester exams... No more lab exams... No more lab-viva... No more... well.. whatever it is (read as 'was' from now)...
I didn't realize the importance of this day till a couple of minutes ago... Earlier, I was just wondering why people were so much excited about today. After all, we already knew that some-day we would come across this day...
But only when I was enquiring about the procedures for vacating my room at hostel, a thought flashed into my mind... It said, "Hey, Sharmi! You're not going to be back to this place... May be you should take a final and a closer look at this place... This is the place where you used to study... This is the place where you used to play... Take few snaps with your friends... Or, just hang out with them... Go.. Do something... This is the time... Go...!"

Well, as a whole, college was fun. I happened to learn a lot, not only my acads, but also about life.
Note: I am not nostalgic already- Just looking back at my college chapter :)


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Love is the language between two hearts; for everything else there is C#


Thursday, October 22, 2009

Real Programmers

Note: Click on the pic to enlarge it.

Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.

P.S. Saw Sreesanth in Chotanikara temple (in Kerala). Well, I was not bothered to get his autograph; don't know why...

P.P.S. This part of my life.. this part right here.. This part is called "learning".


Thursday, September 24, 2009

A thanksgiving note...

3 more days to go... But it seems like someone had turned my time-machine on and I am already enjoying the 27th of September 2009, my birthday! I've received surprise gifts from many of my friends already (Blame the shipping service for early delivery of gifts- for the first time in its history and also the upcoming pooja holidays when some of my friends will be leaving home).
There are days when I wonder why we celebrate for getting older. Sometimes I feel that birthday is just yet another day in the year. But my friends and family make me feel special on my birthday. They mark the day as one of my memorable days of that year. It's only then that I feel confident to move forward in my life with immense happiness that I find really hard to describe. And, only then I find the pleasure in celebrating the day which, on an optimistic note, is the start of a new and fabulous year. :)
This year, my birthday is going to be the most memorable of all. It's the last birthday I am going to celebrate at college. Celebrating birthday at college/hostel is always fun- Apart from cutting cake, we find most of the pleasure when we see others' faces hidden behind layers of the yummy cake. And then comes the most crucial part- birthday bumps- the merciless act, followed by naughty photo sessions.
I smile involuntarily when I think of all such awesome moments that I had.
I thank all of my loving friends and family members for all that you did, and are still doing, to make me feel happy. My world would have been lifeless without all of you. Hope we remain the same till the end, and further...


Sunday, September 20, 2009

Superfluous deficiencies

Various entities and what they lack:

    AC/DC tracks - Variety
    Arranged marriage system - Choice
    Eminem - temper
    Juan Pablo Montoya - Fear
    Kate Winslet - Clothes
    PSG Tech. watchmen - Mercy
    Religions - Truth
    Sreesanth - Common sense
    True Love - Availability
    Twitter - Space


    Thursday, September 10, 2009

    Wednesday, September 9, 2009

    Google Analytics

    I was planning to post this for a long time...
    Note: The details of this post were collected on 7.9.2009

    Top 10 landing pages in my blog

    Source websites

    (I'm quite surprised to notice japanese language in this list. It has got 2 visits)
    1. en-us
    2. en-gb
    3. en
    4. ja

    Keywords that landed on my blog..
    2. "finagle's law"+"corollary to murphy's law" (Waah..)
    3. sharmi nair "poor thing"+anonymous+ssn (Seems like someone’s too curious abt the ‘poor thing’)
    4. dakshina,sharmi (oh….)
    5. how do i know if i'm allergic to nair (To those who gave these keywords: did you find the answer?:P )
    6. scribblings of sharmi
    7. sharmi
    8. sharmi nair scribbling
    9. sharmi s nair (Yep, that’s me)
    10. sharmi s nair blog
    11. ssn placements fake (What fake?!)
    12. ssn stands for what (good question)
    13. thoughtworks +ssn (I am not a thoughtworker)
    14. what does ssn mean
    15. "tribute to michael jackson" (Very much proud)
    16. thriller+michael Jackson (Great!)

    Search engines used

    1. Google
    2. Ask

    Network sources to my website:

    1. nib (national internet backbone)
    2. internet service provider
    3. microsoft corp
    4. reliance communications ltd
    5. abts tamilnadu
    6. pppox pool se3 wotnoh
    7. cisco systems inc.
    8. uunet non-portable customer assignment
    9. hathway ip over cable internet access service
    10. national internet backbone
    11. abts ap
    12. at&t internet services
    13. oclc online computer library center inc.
    14. bcl south
    15. bharti airtel ltd. telemedia services for smb customers
    16. btnl-chn-dsl
    17. comcast cable communications inc.
    18. hewlett-packard company
    19. pppox pool - se3.wotnoh-1222992660
    20. road runner holdco llc
    21. so-net entertainment corporation
    22. software technology parks of india
    23. alliance broadband services pvt. ltd.
    24. bayantel broadband dsl - pppoe_ppe1
    25. cables-customers-connection
    26. ebay inc
    27. emirates telecommunications corporation
    28. european regional registry
    29. hyderabad-vsb- leased line tata teleservices ltd
    30. india bangalore egl campus
    31. intel corporation
    32. internet telephony service provider .
    33. iran telecommunication research center. itr
    34. ivy comptech pvt ltd
    35. jaring communications sdn bhd
    36. jawaharlal nehru university
    37. koninklijke philips electronics n.v.
    38. l hotel causeway bay harbour view
    39. manhattan associates india development centre pvt. ltd
    40. netvision ltd
    41. novell inc.
    42. ntl communications (ireland) limited
    43. pppox pool - bras21.rcsntx 011606 0930
    44. pppox pool - se3.wotnoh-1221345060
    45. pt telkom indonesia
    46. rogers cable inc. mtmk
    47. the innovation group inc
    48. the registrar anna university
    49. tot public company limited bangkok
    50. tulip telecom ltd.

    Hmm… Good to notice many software giants visiting my blog, though this is not being a techy blog. Thank you folks. :)

    Countries from where my blog was visited

    World map (taken from

    (visitors' places marked in blue)

    Browsers used
    Good to see almost all the browsers... :)

    • Firefox (61.65%)
    • Google Chrome (28.90%)
    • Internet Explorer (8.06%)
    • Opera (0.70%)
    • Safari (0.70%)
    Hmmm.. Good start.. I will post my next analysis report after this list gets updated significantly :)


    Sunday, September 6, 2009

    100 things about me...

    Got this interesting quiz from here.

    1. Last beverage: Tea

    2. Last phone call: Dad

    3. Last text message: NEWS from MyToday

    4. Last song you listened to: En iniya pon nilaave

    5. Last time you cried: Last week :D

    6. Dated someone twice? Huh?

    7. Been cheated on? NO

    8. Kissed someone & regretted it? No

    9. Lost someone special? **Thinking**

    10. Been depressed? Yes

    11. Been drunk and thrown up? Nope… Never been drunk

    12. Kissed a stranger? No way

    13. Lost glasses/contacts? Often

    14. Had sex on first date? No

    15. Broken someone’s heart? May be

    16. Had your own heart broken? More or less

    17. Been arrested? Not yet :)

    18. Turned someone down? Yes

    19. Cried when someone died? Yes

    20. Liked a friend that is a girl? Hmm...

    21. Made new friends? Yes

    22. Fallen out of love? Huh?

    23. Laughed until you cried? No

    24. Met someone who changed you? No

    25. Found out who your true friends were? Yes, happy about it.

    26. Found out someone was talking about you? Yes

    27. Name: Sharmi Nair

    28. Nicknames: Many

    29. Relationship status: Single

    30. Zodiac sign: Libra

    31. Male or female or transgendered: Female

    32. Elementary: Mumbai

    33. School: Madurai

    34. Colleges: Coimbatore

    35. Hair color: Black

    36. Long or short: Long

    37. Height: Average

    38. First surgery: Not yet

    39. First piercing: Ear piercing very very long ago

    40. First best friend: .....

    41. First sport you loved: Badminton

    42. First pet: None

    43. First vacation: Don’t remember

    44. First concert: None yet :(

    45. Eating: KitKat

    46. Drinking: Nothing

    47. I’m about to: Start my assignment work

    48. Listening to: My roommate's stories

    49. Waiting for: the exams to get over

    50. Want kids? Too early to answer :)

    51. Want to get married? Definitely

    52. Careers in mind? Software Developer, Program Manager

    53. Lips or eyes: Eyes

    54. Hugs or kisses: Depends

    55. Shorter or taller: Not too short

    56. Older or younger: Older

    57. Romantic or spontaneous: Depends

    58. Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms

    59. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

    60. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship. For sure.

    61. Trouble maker or hesitant: I'll choose the hesitant

    62. Yourself: Ofcourse

    63. Miracles: Wish they happen

    64. Love at first sight: Not at all

    65. Heaven: Yes

    66. Santa Claus: No

    67. Kiss on the first date: Depends

    68. Angels: What? Are you talking about me? :P

    69. Emerald Green

    70. Purple

    71. Black

    72. White

    73. Have you kissed anyone on your friends list? No

    74. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life? All

    75. How many kids do you want to have? Not yet decided :P

    76. Do you have any pets? NO

    77. Do you want to change your name? No

    78. What did you do for your last birthday? Received Phone calls (from unexpected people too), cut cake, went to the temple, attended viva-voce.

    79. What time did you wake up today? 7.30 AM

    80. What were you doing at midnight last night? Online

    81. Name something you CANNOT wait for. Everything. Yes, I don't have that patience you know...

    82. Last time you saw your father? Few weeks ago

    83. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? ....

    84. Most visited webpage: Google, Facebook, Blogs

    85. Do you have a crush on someone? Not now :)

    86. Ever been in love? What?

    87. Piercings? Ears

    88. Tattoos? Not at all

    89. Righty or lefty: Righty

    90. On Internet since: 2000

    91. Video game: Not really interested

    92. When left alone: I read, sleep, watch tv, listen to music

    93. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Grrr...

    94. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? No

    95. Wanted to kill some one ever? Thinking... No...

    96. Among your blog mates, who would you like to kiss? None

    97. Committed a blunder and regretted later? Many times

    98. Wanted to steal you friend’s boyfriend / girlfriend? Never

    99. Wanted to run away from your loved ones in anger, because they didn’t listen? Yes, how did you know?

    100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Guess so :)

    Thanks for reading this post with great patience... :)
    It's interesting... Try taking the same quiz folks!


    Friday, August 28, 2009

    Living a dual life

    Alfred Borden: So... we go alone now. Both of us. Only I don't have as far to go as you. Go. You were right, I should have left him to his damn trick. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for a lot of things. I'm sorry about Sarah. I didn't mean to hurt her... I didn't. You go and live your life in full now, all right? You live for both of us.Fallon: Goodbye

    Borden and Fallon; two different persons and very apt personas for our own dual life. You may be wondering about what I am talking as 'dual' life. A simple example is that say your friend comes to your home and breaks your favorite flower vase. What do you think in your mind? But then, how do you react? You try to remain social but at the same time your heart feels bad about the shiny cute vase.
    So, are we cheating ourselves? Do we do this just to keep our names in the good books of others? Are we losing the simplest form of happiness that we get by means of expressing ourselves? Life's all about choices. Why are we taking this path?


    Monday, August 3, 2009

    This is how blogs have made people crazy

    (Pic taken from XKCD)

    Nitpick: Not only Livejournal but also Blogspot, Wordpress or any other space on the web!

    (Just like how I could only think of posting this here as soon as I saw the pic)


    Friday, June 26, 2009

    The Legend Lives On

    A tribute to Michael Joseph Jackson... The King of Pop... The legend...

    His amazing dance moves, mesmerizing voice, wow... I was carried away when I first watched the video of the blockbuster 'Thriller'. His fame hit the entire universe with songs like 'Bad', 'Beat It', 'Heal the World' and 'Billie Jean'. He proved himself to be the King... The mighty one...
    Mike, we 'Remember the Time' and 'The way you made us feel' with your fantastic songs...
    May your soul rest in peace.


    Monday, June 22, 2009


    I got this pic when I checked out the results for my name in Bing Images :)

    Thursday, June 11, 2009

    The Known Unknown

    Murphy's law:
    Everything that can possibly go wrong, will go wrong.

    Few interesting variants of Murphy's law:

    Principle of Optimum Damage
    If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

    Murphy's Love Laws

    All the good ones are taken.
    If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

    Murphy's employment law:

    No matter in which domain you are working, its intersection with the field of your interest is always a NULL set.

    Few computer laws:

    1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
    2. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
    3. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.

    Mother's law:

    When you are broke, ask mom for a loan. She will help you remember what you wasted all your money on.

    Exam laws:

    Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
    If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
    1. If you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live.
    2. If the test is on-line, you will forget your password

    Other laws:
    1. Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
    2. The more important it is to get to a website, the greater the chance the server is down.
    3. No matter what result is anticipated, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it (b) fake it or (c) believe it
    4. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
    5. Your best golf shot always occurs when playing alone.

    And the recursive Murphy's law is:

    If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

    Hill's Commentaries on Murphy's Laws:

    1. If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care.
    2. If we have nothing to lose by change, relax.
    3. If we have everything to gain by change, relax.
    4. If it doesn't matter, it does not matter.

    After all of these,

    O'Toole's Commentary:

    Murphy was an optimist.

    P.S. Update on this:
    Today's meeting went well:)

    P.P.S. Every episode in our life proves these laws :)

    Tuesday, June 9, 2009

    Jump in :)

    Recently, I came across this awesome video and I just wanted to share it here...

    Monday, June 8, 2009

    This has never ever happened to me before, but now...

    I opened the folder named "Demo" on my desktop - Checked if all the required files were present.
    "Okay, everything seems to perfect. I can mail them to my mentor and project manager for the demo at 2.30 pm",I thought.
    But suddenly, a voice reminded me to re-check if all the files in the folder were the updated ones and so, I did.
    Everything was perfect and so I mailed them.

    It was 2.30 pm, but no one was in the meeting room.
    So I walked to one of my colleague's place and came to the meeting room with him. But again, there was no one inside. So we had to wait. After 5 mins, everyone started coming one by one.

    The much awaited meeting commenced.

    Everyone showed their own demos and stuff one by one. Mine was scheduled towards the end of the meeting.

    tick tock.. tick tock..

    "I'll leave it to Sharmi, now", my project manager said.

    I took my mentor's laptop and clicked the application. It started loading...
    Then, it was loading...
    Loading.. Loading..

    Everyone started giving sighs of whatever- I didn't know. Then I interrupted, "I'll give you the overall picture of this application before we start with the demo". And I explained them about my work and finally looked at the projection screen. It was colored in blue as screensaver was running in my desktop. So I mildly shook my mouse and was shocked to find that it was still loading!

    One team member suggested, "You can send me the files and I'll try opening it here". But when I inquired if he had all the required softwares installed in his system, I came to know that there was a pin-hole in my ship, already.

    Just then, my mentor realized that he was not able to open some similar applications in his laptop, quite a few minutes before the meeting. Phew.. Now the blame was on whatever- I didn't know, I was happy as far as it was not on me (apparently).

    My mentor continued, "We'll schedule this meeting sometime later", and the crowd dispersed.

    I came back to my place. I opened the same application. It got loaded in less than 5 seconds.
    Well, now? Nothing. I should wait for the next meeting and next time I should check it for atleast 10 times!

    Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law

    "Anything that can go wrong, will— at the worst possible moment"

    Wednesday, June 3, 2009

    Top 10 things I've been doing for the past 3 weeks

    1. E-mail/ping the person who works in the next cubicle. [Come on.. I'm too busy(lazy?) to go to his place!]
    2. Schedule an appointment in Outlook to meet a person who is 10 feet away. [To ensure that he stays at his place when I want to meet him. Else I'll have to walk all the way again. :P]
    3. Give excuse that the reason for not staying in touch with few friends is that they rarely come online.
    4. Ask for a fork and a spoon to have idli. [I know what you must be thinking now :)]
    5. Drink cola, if free.
    6. Drink cola, if busy.
    7. Set reminders for everything but dismiss them when they alert, even before reading the alert message.
    8. Work(?) late with gtalk signed in.
    9. Search for the scanner to open the refrigerator door with ID card.
    10.Plan.. plan.. plan.. Oh wait. What was my first plan?

    Wednesday, May 20, 2009

    Get thrilled!

    "You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
    You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun

    You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
    You're out of time"

    These are none other than the lines from The King's song, Thriller. This is a signature song of Michael Jackson which is one of my all-time favorites too. The amazing lyrics of the song need a special mention. To get thrilled, watch the video of this song in darkness. No wonder this is voted as the best pop video ever. And, none other than Michael can do it. Kudos to Michael Jackson!

    "It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the darkUnder the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heartYou try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make itYou start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed.
    'Cause this is thriller, thriller night"
    (Tribute to MJ:


    Thursday, April 23, 2009

    My first scribbling...

    Hi everyone!
    Before I begin ‘blogging’, I would like to thank few of my pals for suggesting me to start a weblog and few for asking me if I write one!
    Flash Back… Spiral Curves… Retrieving Data…
    In NO particular order:
    1.       After I had narrated some incident,
    AJ: It's time for you to start a blog!
    (I don't know if there was any hidden sarcasm!J )
    2.       In the Microsoft Internship Final interview, after I told the interviewer that I had designed a blog in 2.0,
    Ms. Anu (the interviewer): Did you host that blog?
    Me: No…
    Ms. Anu: Do you blog?
    Me (smiling, or at least trying to): No…
    (Bad! Too many NOs!!!! )
    3.       While discussing about blogs written by classmates,
    Mary: Hey, why don't you both blog?
    (Referring to Dakshina and me)
    4.       When I was passing some comment about some blog to my friend Sundar,
    Sundar: Your Honour, Aren't you starting a blog?
    5. Yesterday, again..
     Sundar: What about your much awaited blog? :)  

    So here it goes…

    Ready… Start… Action... TADA… My blog…

    Friends, thank you for your suggestions!

    Hope you would enjoy reading my future posts.