Monday, November 30, 2009

LOL

Here are some funny quotes about marriages... Well, i didn't write them on my own.. Found them from various sources...

1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

2. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. Trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

3. Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to him or he’ll take it anyway.

4. My boyfriend and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and he agrees with me.

5. The Unmarried: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
The Unmarried: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come

6. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

7. It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

8. There is only one perfect husband in the world and every neighbor has it.

7 comments:

  1. Ahem.. Dudette.. Don't forget to invite us for your marriage.. Seems like you are ready for one :)

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  2. u got to wait for at least another 3 years :P

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  3. Say this to whomsoever it may concern :)

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  4. right now only u r eager abt my marriage :)

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  5. @Mary Ofcourse I am eager :)
    @Abhishek Thanks, I took the only pain of copying and pasting these quotes here :)

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